does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
i feel bad for the fattest person in the world because they can’t look at fatter people and be like at least i’m not as fat as them ya know
If I ever got sentenced to house arrest I’d just laugh at the judge.
I hopped off the plane at LAX
and it was in that moment I realized I boarded the wrong flight and would miss the birth of my first child
so I put my hands up
i should do my homework but that’s exactly what the government wants and i cannot let them win. not again
Heat makes things expand. Therefore, I’m not fat, I’m hot.